But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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