White coat. Heels.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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