I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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