69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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