Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm too high and old for this...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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