belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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