So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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