Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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