I'm lost and stupid without you.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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