Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Dear god my vagina.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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