can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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