i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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