Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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