was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
send nudes
from the living room?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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