I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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