R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
