it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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