It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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