do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
