If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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