Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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