Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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