I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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