all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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