no. you can't hotbox the world.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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