# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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