So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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