We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Randomize