They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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