When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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