How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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