morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Found your dick twin last night
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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