she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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