I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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