I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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