We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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