woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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