I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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