We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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