so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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