she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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