Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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