I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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