After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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