YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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