He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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