Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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