I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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