butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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