he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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