I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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