Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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