She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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