i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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